Dear Sue,

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Person on Tumblr:	FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation:	You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr:	HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation:	This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr:	WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation:	You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr:	THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation:	You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr:	I want to have sex with you.
Translation:	I want to have sex with you.

9:29 4-6-12 49,014 notes

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9:26 4-6-12 575 notes

It’s not funny to play pranks on girls with regards to feelings..

What if I like him? If I really really like him? But because I found it’s just a prank, what if I become so heartbroken? And I can’t concentrate on anything?

Do you guys ever thought of that? You did that prank on me once. And now twice? It’s not funny. Do you guys know that girls are such a emotional human-being? That’s girls. They get emotional easily. Especially when it comes to feelings. Just because I’m your friend means you can do it to me twice. Once bitten twice shy. Stop playing with a girl’s feeling. But wanna know something? Yeah. I do have a crush on him. But I knew it’s a joke. Even though after confirming with you guys that it’s a joke, I’m still upset. Stupid guys with stupid pranks.

7:20 4-6-12